Christmas jokes for kids
Every year it gets harder and harder to find new jokes for the Christmas bon bons. If you're making your own or even if the kids just need some new material for their friends, we have some beauties!
What you need:
- computer with internet access
Q. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A. A Christmas Quacker.
Q. Santa has a phobia. What is it?
Q. What do cats and dogs call their Santa?
A. Santa Paws
Q. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A. Krisp-y Kringle.
Q. What kind of king is the favourite at Christmas?
A. A stocKING.
Q. What did Mary Poppins wish for at Christmas?
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer time?
A. A puddle.
Q. What is the best present to receive for Christmas?
A. A broken drum. You can't beat it!
Q. What do snowmen have for breakfast?
A. Frosted flakes.
Q. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve.
Make your own bon bons and add these jokes to the kid's ones!
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