Jokes for kids: Horses
The kids horsing will be horsing around all day after they get wind of these 10 great horse jokes for kids. Don't forget to print the page and pass it along to share with the kids at school!
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Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Q. When do vampires like horse racing?
A. When it's neck and neck.
Q.What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A.One goes quick and the other goes quack!
Q. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A. A little hoarse.
Q. What's a horse's favorite sport?
A. Stable tennis.
Q. What do you give a sick horse?
A: Cough stirrup.
Q. Why do cowboys ride horses?
A. Because they're too heavy to carry!
Q. What did the horse say when it fell?
A. "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Q. What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A. A neigh-bour.
Q. Where do horses go when they're sick?
A. The horsepital.
Q. Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A. Because it had bad stable manners.
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