Jokes for kids: Witches
These Halloween jokes are sure to get a bucketload of treats! Here are some of the top witch jokes, which will have the entire family rolling around in fits of laughter!
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Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray!
Q. What do witches race on?
Q. What is the problem with twin witches?
A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. What do you call a witch at the beach?
A. A sand-witch!
Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A. Take away her W!
Q. Why did the witch travel on a broom?
A. She couldn't afford a vacuum cleaner!
Q. What does a witch get if she isn't a good traveller?
A. Broom sick!
Q. What happened to the witch with an upside-down nose?
A. Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!
Q. How does a witch tell the time?
A. She looks at her witch-watch!
Q. What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
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